So twoskeletons just posted more excerpts from novakcestverse, but I fear that not enough people have experienced its glory! To sum up: Wincest, except with Jimmy Novak and Jacob Glaser as twin brothers. MISHA ON MISHA ACTION. I urge you to go look at our collected works for further elucidation.

HOWEVER. THE MAIN POINT OF THIS POST IS NOT THOSE THINGS. IT IS:

( THE PHYSICS MACAW )